Frownzen is missed.

James if you are reading this underneath a tree in China, I miss you. I do not know what to tell you about that mental girl who wanted to throw the rock at your face. Maybe Chinese girls are just tripping. Or maybe she was on the rag. It happens.

This man, in case you were wondering, is the best man. He took off running for China a million months ago for the second time and I haven't heard much since. No news is good news. We are blood and I feel good about that. Fingers are crossed that all is well on your end in the land of opulence, James.

The very best regards, Cousin Meg.