Whooooo Dicky is lookin' fiiiiine!
Don't you have any normal (unattractive) friends? I officially volunteer to be your token normal-looking friend someday, in a futile attempt at balance.
^^haha, unattractive friends. that would almost be a crime! oh goodness, i miss the shit out of you. i've gone bat crazy since you left - have i got stories to tell!